Top 20 Orgasm Types

1. The Optimist – Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes…
2. The Pessimist – Oh no, oh no, oh no…
3. The Flip Flopper– Oh yes, oh no, oh yes, oh no…
4. The Traveler – Ahh, I’m coming, I’m coming…
5. The Religious – Oh God, oh God…
6. The Greedy –  more, more, more…
7. The Evangelist – Yes Jesus Jesus Jeeesus!
8. The Submariner – Mmm… OHHH… Deeper… Deeper… GO DEEPER!
9. The Sailor – Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck…
10. The Racer – Faster oh yes faster faster FASTER!!!
11. The Dingleberry – Oh shit oh shit oh SHIT oh SHIIIIIIIIIT!
12. The Oil Rigger – It’s a gusher!
13.  The Beatle – I love you yeah yeah YEAH!
14.  The Traffic Director – don’t stop don’t Stop Don’t Stop!!
15.  The Dental Patient – Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
16.  The Ninja
17.  The Eager Student – Oh oh oh oh oh!
18.  The Austin Powers – Yeeaah Baby!
19.  The John McClane –  Harder harder harder!
20.  The Kool-Aid Man – Ohhhhh Yeaah!
Note: I saw a list online of the top 9…I expanded it and removed some of the crappy ones on the list.