The Divine Nectar

I found out about a film that I thought I’d share and ask…has anyone actually seen it? Is it as bad as the trailer makes it look?

The film is called The Divine Nectar: A Guide to Female Ejaculation.  This being a favorite topic of mine, I am extremely interested in it and rushed off to find the trailer. Well…this is what I saw:

Now maybe it’s that I used to work in film (I’ve won awards for editing, writing and have even produced films that were shown at major film festivals and even longlisted for the Oscars) but I don’t think that’s it… I think this trailer hits on SOOOO MANY terrible visual buzzwords that my flake alert was buzzing off the hook.

Consider that this is one of my most favorite topics ever. I also practice and enjoy tantric sex –because damn, who doesn’t enjoy cumming for 15+ minutes straight? And I am pretty familiar with shamanism too.   So wtf is it about this trailer that sets me off so much?

It looks sooo freakin’ terrible that I want to watch it just for the train wreck factor.  Yet…maybe the editor for the trailer just sucked balls and it’s descent?  (Generally, I would say that’s not usually how projects work but then again, maybe they got an asshat of a trailer editor and the actual film is watchable.)

So, is this an informative film on female ejaculation and how to make girls squirt?  From the trailer, I would be shocked if it didn’t focus on tantric practices…which could also be kinda cool. Does it focus on drinking it? What exactly does it cover? So I definitely wanna see it.

But my question is…will this be 2 hours I will never get back? Or will it provide insight or at least be a valuable learning video to which I can refer others.  I’ll get back to you on that.

Here’s another trailer for it…less censored and definitely not YouTube friendly because there’s squirts and tits and stuff http://www.squirtshops.com/trailer_divine_nectar

And if you didn’t know of the pirate bay, you can purchase a DVD (I know, you thought you go rent the vhs tape from the video rental store!) which is available here.

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