Frosty the Pervert

Continuing on with perverted and dirty Christmas songs for the holiday season:


And so you can sing along, here are the lyrics. Happy Kinkmas!!
Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow
Frosty the pervert
all the kids he liked to watch
His dick did grow when he packed snow
on his cold and icy crotch
There must have must have been some magic
when he stroked his frozen meat
cause Frosty started moaning loud
and it began to sleet
Frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
he threw away his corn cob pipe
and lit a cigarette
Frosty the pervert
didn’t want to go to jail
he began to run
while dripping cum
and the cops picked up his trail
Down to the village
his dick melting in his hand
Running here and there
all around the square
yelling “catch me if you can!”
They chased him down the streets of town
right to a vice squad cop
who shoved a night stick right up his ass
and Frosty screamed “Don’t stop OOOO!!”
Frosty the pervert
was locked up that very day
but he did not cry
as he waved good bye knowing he’d be back someday
Beating his meat
all over the streets
look at frosty go
Sliding his hands
all over his glands
his cum, as white as snow


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