Here’s a classic holiday tune that I sing every Christmas. It’s by the Wet Spots and just like the female ejaculation that causes wet spots: they are goddamn awesome. They were also incredible and hilarious live!
So happy holidays!
Just Fist Me This Christmas, by the Wet Spots
Lyrics so you can sing along:
It’s Christmas time, and all through town
The people run around
Buying lots of pretty things they’ll throw away
But darling, you’ve no need to prove
Your love with gifts and trinkets
You can show me that you care another way
Just fist me this Christmas
Do me underneath the Christmas tree
Leave the gifts, just bring the Crisco
’cause Christmas means fisting to me
I don’t need decorations or expensive celebrations