The 12 Days of Kinkmas

Ms. Ashlie sent me this song today so I thought I’d post it for the holidays…sung to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas, this is a perverted Christmas song to sing around the tree or to amuse your nieces and nephews. Enjoy the lyrics as you sip some eggnog.

The 12 Days of Kinkmas

On the first day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:

blinded-slave

A blindfold so I couldn’t see.

On the second day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
nipple-clamps

Two nipple clamps and

A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the third day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
3-butt-plugs

Three butt plugs

Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the fourth day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
tortured-female-slave

Four calls for mercy

Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the fifth day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
lesbian-piss-drinking

Five Golden Showers!

Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the sixth day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
spreader-bar

Six bars a-spreading

Five Golden Showers
Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the seventh day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
lesbian-squirt-bukkake

Seven sluts a-squirting

Six bars a-spreading
Five Golden Showers
Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the eighth day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
rope-for-bondage

Eight ropes for tying

Seven sluts a-squirting
Six bars a-spreading
Five Golden Showers
Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
One the ninth day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
anal-milk-lesbians

Nine Maids-a-milking

Eight ropes for tying
Seven sluts a-squirting
Six bars a-spreading
Five Golden Showers
Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the tenth day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
wax-tortured-girl

Ten Candles dripping

Nine Maids-a-milking
Eight ropes for tying
Seven sluts a-squirting
Six bars a-spreading
Five Golden Showers
Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the eleventh day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
vibrator-types-sextoys

Eleven vibes a-buzzing

Ten Candles dripping
Nine Maids-a-milking
Eight ropes for tying
Seven sluts a-squirting
Six bars a-spreading
Five Golden Showers
Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.
On the twelfth day of Kinkmas my Master sent to me:
6-naked-beach-girls

Twelve tiny titties

Eleven vibes a-buzzing
Ten Candles dripping
Nine Maids-a-milking
Eight ropes for tying
Seven sluts a-squirting
Six bars a-spreading
Five Golden Showers
Four calls for mercy
Three butt plugs
Two nipple clamps and
A blindfold so I couldn’t see.

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