You Know Your Daughter Picked Up Your Kink When…


pigtail-slutSometimes parents pass on more habits than they know.  If you watch her carefully, you can tell if your daughter has picked up on your kinkiness if:
  • She plays doctor and always prescribes an enema
  • She plays cops and robbers and insists on cavity searches
  • She borrows your drill to fix her Barbie
  • She instinctively uses a handful of Twizzlers as a flogger
  • The babysitter is found bound and gagged
  • When you explain the birds and the bees she looks confused and says, “That doesn’t explain bukkake at all!”
  • You send her into the change room at the pool and she asks if she

    can film itlittle-ageplayer

  • Your daughter asks if she can pee…and when you say yes she immediately wets herself
  • Your daughter starts eating out of the dog dish
  • She gets way too excited about joining you for trips to the hardware store
  • When you buy markers for her, she always insists on buying the thickest ones
  • Her favorite game is Cowboys and Brothel Whores
  • She insists on going to a Catholic school because they get to dress up like schoolgirls
  • When you tell her she’s being a bad girl right now: she presents you with a flat wooden spoon
  • The Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick is her favorite


  • She makes a corset in sewing class
  • She keeps earning the knot tying badge in Girl Guides
  • Her barbies all have leashes
  • Instead of a first bra, she asks for her first corset
  • She asks for a bikini area electric razor as soon as she hits puberty
  • Your bedside buttplugs keep disappearing
  • When the neighborhood boys want to have a squirt gun fight, she fills her gun with pee

    And this is her squirtgun

  • She makes a ball gag out of her superball
  • She insists she not too old for diapers
  • You find her spanking other girls with her hairbrush
  • She sews her own microbikini to wear at the beach
  • Her sheets are covered with candle wax stains
  • When you take her to the beach she complains it isn’t a nude beach
  • When you brush her hair, she gets excited by the hair pulling
  • You find her stuffed animals in rope dresses
  • Your daughter’s teacher calls you up sounding very disturbed
  • She takes her bracelet crafting gimp, and uses it to tie up her stuffed animals… especially, if one ends up in a rope corset
  • She brings a friend home from school and instead of playing dollys they play hide the carrot


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