New Years Eve is a great time of year. It has to be hands down the easiest evening to get kisses on. Of course there are certain events like Subspace in Toronto who had a fetish role play night on December 27th…which was really a brilliant idea. You see, New Years is always a crazy […]
Yes, those are testicle lampshades. Why do you ask? What is the Icelandic Phallological Museum? Why, it is only a museum devoted entirely to the male appendage. But it is even more specific than that. It is devoted to the dicks of Iceland. The owner, Sigurður Hjartarson originally started his penis collection as part of friends joking […]
Pregnancy is a fetish that makes almost makes complete evolutionary sense while failing entirely as a successful breeding strategy. It is a fetish for and being hugely turned on by procreating and pregnant women. Yup, that’s a fetish too. Men often find pregnant women attractive because they are a walking billboard for fertility. Also, […]
Hope you are getting all the toys that you deeply desire. *singing* Just fist me, this Christmas! Do me underneath the Christmas tree For get the presents, just get the Crisco ’cause Christmas means fisting to me! God I love that song at this time of year. Seriously though, you should always have Christmas sex. […]
Required reading. If you have not read anything by the Marque de Sade (who is the namesake of the term Sadist and a key author of the term Sadomasochism) then you really should read something, for fuck-sakes! He was a French aristocrat and extreme pervert who was most definitely into all things perverted such as […]
Merry Christmas to my little girl. You are truly a young, cock-gagging, piss-drinking, anal-fucking, porn-watching, tear-crying, age-playing, girl-lusting, multi-orgasmic, as-to-mouthing, female-ejaculating, fountain-squirting, 20-times-a-day-fapping little puke slut. Thank God for you and perfect your little tits. <3 I know sometimes you feel insecure and/or intimidated by me…but *grabs-you-by-your-pony-tail-and-yanks-your-hair-HARD* I fucking love you just the way you […]
Paul McCarthy, a Los Angeles based artist, is the man. He somehow convinced the city of Paris to allow him to make a 24m tall sculpture of a ‘Christmas Tree’ in Place Vendome in the capitol of France. This ‘Christmas Tree’ doesn’t look that much like a tree to me. It reminds me of something […]
OK, here’s one another last minute Christmas gift that won’t break the bank: a blowjob bib! Yes, for just $3.29 You can BUY IT HERE. Via Bachelorette.com Now this is probably being offered as a gag gift (pun intended) — but if you are in the habit of giving/receiving Max Hardcore style blowjobs…it could definitely come […]
Wartenberg Pinwheels are a medical instrument that is not only cheap…but incredibly fun. What is it? It is an all metal instrument that has a rotating disc of pins on it. Originally it was used by doctors to test nerve function but now, like everything, it can be used for sex! This little gizmo is […]
Here is a sex toy that answers all the wonderful fruit without the fructose fantasies you’ve been having. You know you like fruit. Everyone likes fruit. But do you *like* like fruit? Does fruit get you hard as a rock? Ummm…me neither. But if it did…then I would want to get this Fruit Masturbator, right? […]
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