Slutty New Years! But wait…it already happened??
New Years Eve is a great time of year. It has to be hands down the easiest evening to get kisses on. Of course there are certain events like …
Month: December 2014
The Icelandic Phallological Museum
Yes, those are testicle lampshades. Why do you ask? What is the Icelandic Phallological Museum? Why, it is only a museum devoted entirely to the male appendage. But it …
Pregnancy Fetish
Pregnancy is a fetish that makes almost makes complete evolutionary sense while failing entirely as a successful breeding strategy. It is a fetish for and being hugely turned …
Merry Christmas, sluts!
Hope you are getting all the toys that you deeply desire. *singing* Just fist me, this Christmas! Do me underneath the Christmas tree For get the presents, just get …
120 Days of Sodom
Required reading. If you have not read anything by the Marque de Sade (who is the namesake of the term Sadist and a key author of the term Sadomasochism) …
To My Little Girl
Merry Christmas to my little girl. You are truly a young, cock-gagging, piss-drinking, anal-fucking, porn-watching, tear-crying, age-playing, girl-lusting, multi-orgasmic, as-to-mouthing, female-ejaculating, fountain-squirting, 20-times-a-day-fapping little puke slut. Thank God for …
Christmas Scuptures
Paul McCarthy, a Los Angeles based artist, is the man. He somehow convinced the city of Paris to allow him to make a 24m tall sculpture of a ‘Christmas …
Blowjob Bib
OK, here’s one another last minute Christmas gift that won’t break the bank: a blowjob bib! Yes, for just $3.29 You can BUY IT HERE. Via Bachelorette.com Now this is …
Wartenburg Pinwheel
Wartenberg Pinwheels are a medical instrument that is not only cheap…but incredibly fun. What is it? It is an all metal instrument that has a rotating disc of pins …
Fruit Masterbators
Here is a sex toy that answers all the wonderful fruit without the fructose fantasies you’ve been having. You know you like fruit. Everyone likes fruit. But do you …