Here is a sex toy that answers all the wonderful fruit without the fructose fantasies you’ve been having. You know you like fruit. Everyone likes fruit. But do you *like* like fruit? Does fruit get you hard as a rock?
Ummm…me neither. But if it did…then I would want to get this Fruit Masturbator, right? I mean, it’s the fruit equivalent of the blow-up sex doll. And blow up sex dolls are super sexy, right? It’s almost better than finding an actual girl. And you know what is even harder to find? A fruit that won’t reject just because you are not only not of the same species but you are not even a plant!
Well, to save you from the horrid silence of fruit rejection…then fruit masturbators are definitely the way to go.