Hope you are getting all the toys that you deeply desire.
*singing* Just fist me, this Christmas!
Do me underneath the Christmas tree
For get the presents, just get the Crisco
’cause Christmas means fisting to me!
God I love that song at this time of year.
Seriously though, you should always have Christmas sex. It’s like birthday sex except, it being Christmas, everybody is the lucky recipient.
May your holiday season be filled with squirts of joy!