Procrasturbation is procrastinating with masturbation.  This is a word first used by my sexkitten when she described her inability to get anything done that day because she was just too horny/lazy to do anything but fap to porn all day.  And it has to be far more common than just her.

I loved the word as it seemed so perfect to describe the experience. I would be shocked if you masturbation wasn’t in the top 5 ways to procrastinate and so it deserves its own word. If I am late for something, procrasturbation is the most likely cause. This is especially true for students who go off to write a paper on a source of every form of pornography known to mankind. Fap fap fap.

So tell me, do you have a problem with proasterbating?  Has procrasturbation made you late for anything major?

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