My sexkitten today suggested a couple birthday presents for me and I am torn. Her suggestions included something I mentioned a while ago (more than a year??) and she’s makes my heart sing because…she remembered! It’s an experience gift…of going to one of those giant fan freefall simulators where you fly around a room practicing for skydiving…which sounds full-on awesome to me. Who wouldn’t really like that idea of indoor skydiving? (A lame-ass, that’s who.) Not that I am scared to go skydiving for real but this way I can practice doing whatever I want and flying around without…y’know, the risk of spiraling of out of control to my death. It will make doing actual freefall much safer because I have practice.