Great news! I found some super cheap attachments for the magic wand! As any reader of this blog knows, I am a huge fan of the Hitachi magic wand aka the magic wand (because Hitachi wants to distance themselves from orgasms). I think the first attachments I bought for a magic wand cost about […]
Him: Now listen to me. You’ve got the greatest orgasm cook in A– no, two of the greatest orgasm cooks in America right here, and with our skills, you’ll cum more from me on my lowest speed than you ever would on your own. Her: Yeah, so you say. Just wondering why I’m so lucky. […]
There are a lot of beautiful girls out there in the world but the best ones, in my opinion, are bi. And for this reason, I will only date bi girls. Seriously, I screen girls when I talk to them and the ones that come across as ‘strictly straight’ are set aside as I am […]
Sadly, I think this may indeed by 100% accurate (with the major exception that it is on straight and bi guys). Seriously, I was like, ‘waaaaaaaaaaahtt?? King Kong is in the background?? Because…boobies. ” Sometimes I am a complete simple -minded fool.