Michigan Bans Anal and Oral Sex

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Illegal in Michigan

Living in the “Land of the free” doesn’t include anal sex or blowjobs. Apparently the state of Michigan is looking for attention because they just passed a law banning both oral and anal sex. Yup. The fucktards actually passed Senate Bill-219 in Feb of 2016 — which reinforces their already unconstitutional laws on the books banning sodomy and this new law adds the language of “abominable and detestable crime against nature” which apparently has a legal definition of butt fucking and blowjobs.  

Extremely illegal in Michigan: Land of the Free

I don’t know about you, but I love plowing a tight little ass and then feeding her my cock to clean up — so this law doesn’t exactly work for me. Luckily I am not in Michigan!

This anti-sex wording was actually buried in an anti animal abuse to prevent bestiality but was
specifically worded to include ‘unnatural acts’ like anal sex (which seems pretty natural to me.)

How we can make it to 2016 and still be anti-anal sex which seems based entirely on homophobia — is beyond me.  Add to this fire that the laws are unconstitutional since 2003 and there’s no justification for it whatsoever. Burn the law and start over.