America. Sex. Bacon. For the Win. Yes, bacon condoms are a thing! Who doesn’t love putting bacon in their mouth? No one! That’s who! (I suppose this is where you tell me about Jews, Muslims and vegetarians and I reply “That is what they choose but they still love to put bacon in their their […]
There are condoms that can change color when they come in contact with sexually transmitted diseases (and infections) to warn you of the risk. I did a post here on the color changing condoms. But as I thought about it, I would prefer to know about the risk way before my cock is balls deep […]
Canes are weapons of shear terror. They are a BDSM symbol of severe punishment and can inflict some of the nicest marks shockingly quickly. Yet canes are extremely easy to use accurately compared with whips and may be used seductively with very little power. In fact, a can at low power may be perfectly aimed […]
I noticed at a local dollar store that they were selling bundles of bamboo and rattan sticks for $1!!! Holy-smokers! That’s fucking pervertable! BDSM canes for caning …in the gardening section. 🙂 Yes, if you are into caning, you can get a bundle of them for a buck! The canes were between 7-10mm in thickness…again […]
Nipple clamps are supposed to provide both pleasure and pain but for some beginners, they are turned by simply by the look of them — like nipple jewelry. There are a bunch of different nipple clamps out there so how do you choose the right kind of nipple clamp? How do you select the nipple […]
I saw this on sale and immediately recognized it as a screaming deal. I have seen this exact collar on sale at high end BDSM stores (Northbound Leather in Toronto I think) for well over $200. And here it is for $22-$25!! Which rocks! The collar is a stiff wire design made of rustproof stainless […]
How can girls pee standing up? With a product called the SheWee! The she wee is great way for any woman to stand up and take control of her bladder (ha ha. ) Because sometimes it is just a lot easier to pee while standing up — or at least to be able to […]
I found this and I had to share!! It is squirting stickers!!! Yes, what better way to show support to the female ejaculator in your life than an “I love squirters” sticker. I imagine this is best for a car but would also pimp out any bicycle. This is simply a must have item if […]
OK, here’s one another last minute Christmas gift that won’t break the bank: a blowjob bib! Yes, for just $3.29 You can BUY IT HERE. Via Bachelorette.com Now this is probably being offered as a gag gift (pun intended) — but if you are in the habit of giving/receiving Max Hardcore style blowjobs…it could definitely come […]
Something I wish I was taught in school is that not all condoms are created equal. I’m gonna talk about good condoms and bad condoms and what makes them good or bad– and then give you my Top 5 Best Condoms List. I’ll cover recognizing the good or bad ones (the easy way is to […]
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